#2
PAID$792.00
BREAKING!
BREAKING: BIG TONY'S PIZZERIA IS STILL THE HOTTEST✦ DR. SPRAYTAN JUST ADDED $42 ✦ ECONOMISTS ARE CONFUSED ✦ YOUR COMPETITION IS LAUGHING AT YOU ✦
THE CURRENT CHAMPION
THE HOTTEST
✦
✦
#1 IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD*
Big Tony's Pizzeria
“Home of the 28-inch Legal Liability and free garlic knots after 11pm.”
*Among businesses that paid us. Results updated whenever we feel like it.
THEY PAID$847.32● CURRENTLY SCORCHING
THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT?
STEAL THE #1 SPOT FOR $848.32
No talent, merit, or good taste required.UPDATED 8 SECONDS AGO-ISH
THE HOT LIST
10 BUSINESSES CURRENTLY SWEATING
#3
PAID$666.66
#4
PAID$540.00
#5
PAID$499.99
#6
PAID$420.69
#7
PAID$388.00
#8
PAID$250.00
#9
PAID$199.13
#10
PAID$111.11
Rankings determined exclusively by dollars given to us. Please do not email us about fairness.
⚠ FOR THE PATHOLOGICALLY CONFIDENT ⚠TOO HOT
TOO HOT
TO HANDLE
Take over this entire homepage for 30 glorious minutes. Your logo. Your link. Your reign of terror.
- ✓ EVERY PIXEL IS YOURS
- ✓ GIANT COUNTDOWN CLOCK
- ✓ PERMANENT BRAGGING RIGHTS*
THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE
COULD BEYOURS.
COULD BEYOURS.
29:59
CONFUSED? EXCELLENT.FREQUENTLY
FREQUENTLY
AVOIDED
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